Wednesday, November 6, 2013

5 Reasons I Don't Drink Alcohol

(Regularly that is)


1. It never fails I will drunk dial.......... My MOM!!!!!

2. The Typsy Gypsy........ my tipsy alter ego.

3. You know how when some people drink their skin gets a little pink..... My whole body turns beet red..... NOT CUTE 

4. *See #1

5. When I get a little tipsy i start making obscure references to 60 year old literature, or the last book I read ..... AND..... Start Trek. Obviously im the life of the party yall.


See and example of #5 below:





DON'T DRINK and DRIVE FOLKS!


XOXO
Dee Dee

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